text " finally tell that dog next door about the good word of Jesus" -son of Sam #. "@ASAPferg: What's your #. ?" To get all da bitchez "@Alex_Thomas91: In 2015 I'm going to masterbate 7 times a week instead of 6. #." only 7? "@CorinneKisses: I will take 2015 by the balls and make it my bitch. #." "@DevonTalton: Lee's ._���_���_���_��� https://t.co/7eFrrFNsAd"_��� "@EMPRESSRAW: I will surround myself with ppl that want more out of life!" #. "@ItsGavin_bruhh: . : stop masterbating when I'm bored ." REALIST TWEET OF 2015 SO FAR. "@KingAshari: #. finish my mixtape _���_���" "@LifeCheating: http://t.co/VQ1Mx3XLVM" I am going to try doing this! :) #. "@LifeLimits: Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."#. "@Shiyafernandez: My . is to continue being a bitch" this is what your resolutions need to be more like_���_���_��� "@StubHub: #. = Go to more concerts!" I'm broke though _��� "@StubHub: #. = Go to more concerts!"haha sounds like us @GraceNoel27 @DibartAPA2011 "@StubHub: #. Go to more concerts!" DAMN RIGHT - 21 in '14, lowest one-year total since I started keeping track, in '04! _���_��� "@TeamBobbyEwing: My #......to help get our beloved tv show back on tv ASAP! #SaveDallas2015" "@WWF: I will NEVER buy something that was once part of a living #tiger. #. http://t.co/FSjBibOMnh" @BeastnamedTiger "@WWF: I will NEVER buy something that was once part of a living #tiger. #. http://t.co/KKBSkMKyUj" I MIGHT "@WifiEmail: If I had big tits I would try and slap as many people as I could with them." My ., you guys. "@WomensHumor: My . is simply to remember to write 2015 instead of 2014." Lol i will remember in mid August "@_TalyahAlesia: My #. is to get my education and get money." You got this! "@chrisbrown: Supper club right now!!!! #. stop smoking cigarettes" _�ԏ_�ԏ_�ԏ_��� "@chrisbrown: Supper club right now!!!! #. stop smoking cigarettes" factz ... dope avi "@chrisbrown: Supper club right now!!!! #. stop smoking cigarettes" that's a good one! Good luck! "@chrisbrown: Supper club right now!!!! #. stop smoking cigarettes" you can do it _�ԏ_�ԏ_�ԏ_�ԏ "@damico2414: My #. is to impregnate my girlfriend @hip_spanic #LittleGarcia" ummm no... "@iGrowBeard: #. Offend more people" Hahaha yes !! _����Ή�Ή�� "@nonprophetess: #. Forget past mistakes and move on to greater mistakes." true "@parksandrecnbc: Avoid getting Jammed in 2015. #." @calmedoctorhuey "@parksandrecnbc: Fewer trips to Paunch Burger. #. http://t.co/RBaLc5726S" "@pewdiepie: #. become less perfect" @phoebesmusic Same. "@pewdiepie: #. become less perfect" HECK YEAH! _��� "@pewdiepie: #. become less perfect" same thoughh "@rachel_koshy: I need to be more productive #. we'll see how long that one lasts.. :3" Just one day at a time! "@saymorris: MERRY CHRISTMAS! Love, @krispykreme _�_�_�_�_�_�_ٍ� http://t.co/URTb9L7cG2" I really wished those were vegan. #. "@truthfultumblr: And 2015's . will be.... http://t.co/hC222oH2F1" lol _���_���_��� "Be less of an asshole" has been my #. for the last couple years. If I keep this pace, I should be good by 2025 "Celebrate what you want to see more of." Tom Peters #. "Do more gay stuff with your friends" is the mission #2015Goals #Rusolution #. "Don't go looking for love" _�_� #. "Girl, I'm not pussy whipped, I'm cunt gripped.." - Almir Ismani #WordstoLiveBy #. #ImAddicted "He must become greater and I must become less." John 3:30 Praying this becomes evident in my life #. #HisLifeNotMine "He must increase, I must decrease" John 3:30 #. #JesusFirst #2015 "I am titanium." #. "I believe in mind over matter, and that you can do anything you set your mind to." What will your #. be for 2015?? "I plan to not get that fat." - #. "I'm gonna try to eat healthy as my ." currently eating Ben & Jerry's for breakfast. #ItsTheThoughtThatCounts "I'm learning to love myself. It's the hardest thing I've ever done."#confidence #love #. "In 2015, my #. is to NOT give you iced tea after 8 PM." -@SumanRavuri, to a boisterous me. "Let us strive to know The Lord" ~Hosea 6:1-6 #. #lovemychurch @fbccanton #preachestruth #straightfromtheword "Letting go of old assumptions clears the way for an exciting new direction" #. "Live for the moments you can't put into words." #. #LincolnCity #Oregon http://t.co/c8egkN4MLi "Making any .s?" "Yes, I won't let the number of my vices increase." # Eve # #. "More submissive and less fertile" #. "My . for 2015 was to shower everyday and I already fucked it up!" _���_��� "My . is to not be ugly" ".? Work on stage performance" "No need for #.. Just be awesome." - You Know Who You Are #QuoteOfTheYear "One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things." - John Burroughs #. "Promise next year I won't eat any more sweets." *12:03* "Oh look, fruit salad." # Eve #. "Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will." -Johnathan Edwards #. "Standing out" is the new "fitting in," so step out of the shadows and embrace the light! #. #letsdothis "This is the year I will be stronger, braver, kinder, & unstoppable. " ~unknown #. "You can like him, but don't get attached." #motto #. ? "You don't have friends; you have competitors." -Ms. Dragomir #. "You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time" #. "You see it's leaders and there's followers But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower." #. #Happy #kaynewest #1 goal for 2015: win the lottery, invest it, go back to school, & never have to work again if I don't want to _�_�_���_�__ #. #2015 My . is to not only put myself and family in a comfortable position but to��_ http://t.co/bBUPwtvIRY #2015 im say yes to #everything #. https://t.co/IAtD38odxo #2015 please bring me something or someone Special in my life 2015 really need to be my year!! #wish #BringOn2015 #. #2015 start the year right with healthy thinking. Leave negative thoughts in the past. #. #2015Goals #. make it to 2016. #2015Goals: The year I publish my book, catalyze transformational thought, and serve as a channel for success. #. #ChristmasAlone this year, again. I've decided to work on my #., play #DAI and eat cake and wine. #notabadthing #DD weeps My bold move for 2015 is to finally graduate and get MBA! #. @DunkinDonuts #Flourish with me in 2015. Succeed, thrive, grow, prosper. #OneWord365 is my #resolution. http://t.co/2KwSHAtlhd #FriendsOnNetflix finally! And with that being said my #. is to have a group of friends like #Friends # #GoalsFor2015 make a conscience effort to stop criticizing others and hold myself to a higher standard. I deserve it. #. #GoalsFor2015 to tweet more!!! #. #HappyMonday..!! & Here's My #...!! http://t.co/7ERIocCxeJ #Happy Happy 2015 West Coast Cali! #NYE2015 Remind me to keep my #. to not work as Hard (already broke) :P #Happy now to get started on my #. shoot more #film #filmisnotdead #Happy #2015!My #. is to promise #share more #pics #foryourenjoyment #TwitterFans #photography http://t.co/pv7R3DcOfp #Itsthattimeofyear #. Why not do it together:) I'm looking for friends to do a 30 day��_ http://t.co/B2trxSsIaN #LeanAndMean2015 I'm starting this off!! GO! @Alpha_Athletics #. http://t.co/eRbst7S70n #LeanAndMean2015 Who's with me? #. http://t.co/ijK4xILKKO #Lockup, training criminal jail ediquet one episode at a time! #asseenontv #. #LoseWeight #Exercise Less TV No Cursing Floss More Find "The One" Focus on 1 challenge at a time... #ChooseWisely #. #Math #. Get STs to talk & write mathematically http://t.co/gE7idZFstC http://t.co/QJ8KEsXggS #maths #mathchat #iaedchat #MillionDollars #. #WishfulThinking #Dreamer #Entrepreneur Lol! #BeBackSoon Busy��_ http://t.co/jrsWmGizTu #NYE2015 Resolution #18 - Position is not action, and action is not position. Keep your constituency in mind. #. #NYE2015 Resolution #20 - Get a job after college that I will enjoy and make a difference in people�۪s lives with. #. #NYE2015 Resolution #21 - Only one semester of college at @PlymouthState left. Better make the most of it. #. # 2015 is going to be amazing! For one I'm going to #Paris! (Image from @GirlsGuideParis) #. http://t.co/ZrQH9sLMEo # Eve # #. #NotarizedBET stay in shape, more progress, graduate, lose weight, car, Deanslist,money #success # Eve YEAAAAH! #. Perfect self flipping pancake, and invent non-breakable eggs. #. Love her Hang w/family Hang w/friends Make great/dope music Live life #. Make amends through love with those hardest to communicate with. _�՝ #. Read minimum of one chapter per day of the Bible. _��� #. Shutting down gossip when it creeps, covering those persecuted. _��_ #. Stop & pray with the homeless, especially when in a time crunch to get somewhere. _٪� #. To forgive all those that hurt me. _�՝ #. To show more compassion. �_ҕ�� #. BEDScroll Cotton traps & holds 1)sock bottom U-C dirt 2)Bedsheets U-dont 1)ugly 2)infects Share w/sick? No Way! Why? #. Pack more heat #. To regain confidence in myself. #. 1. exercise 2. smile more 3. I hate cats 4. ??? 5. sacrifice a virgin to the dark lord to ensure a bountiful harvest #. Be the kindof Christian that doesn't have to tell what they believe. Actions speak louder than words. _��_ #. Fart in the bathtub more. #. Instead of being the tale, work hard to be the head. #Christianity -cp #. Instead of losing weight, lose the bad attitude. #Christianity -cp #. LIVE LIFE EVERYDAY WITH A SMILE! #. Produce More _____________, Consume Less __________. #. Try & meet @K8JCV (Josh Cuthbert Mum) & just thank her for everything she has done for me.She means the _�Ώ to me. _��__��� #. Watch even MORE college football #. Workout at gym instead of masturbating.Exercised so much this wk I can't lift my arms.Couldn't rub one out if I tried. #. ... Be more confident in myself. Less clothes. More selfies. More dates. More love. Less introversion. #. 1) BE UNDER 300LBS 2) FIND A BETTER JOB 3) BE MORE RESPONSIBLE 4) READ 2 BOOK 5) PAY OFF CREDIT CARD 6) BE FEARLESS #JG #. 1. Get my drivers license 2. Get a beach house 3. Start taking voice lessons again 4. Get on the voice #. 1. Stop being a lil bitch 2. Get fit 3. Learn to say no unapologetically #. 1. Stop using latest technology to listen to 40 year old music. #. 2 follow my dreams #. 3 don't fall on love #. 9) tickle the ivories 10) poach a rhino 11) strange bedfellows 12) support my congressman 13) condescend a janitor 14) #. All I really want... http://t.co/4W1plbhoZQ #. Become less addicted with checking my phone. I don't need to look at my Instagram feed every 5 minutes. #. Bring the cartel and the mafia together for one big pizza party. #. Buy 2 Russian mail order brides. Gotta love groupon. #. Check myself befoooo I wreck myself. #. Do more drugs. #. Eat healthier _ٍ__ٍ__ٍ�_ٍ�_ٍ�_ٍ� Get in shape _�ջ Be happy _���_��_������_���_��� #. Get 4 girls pregnant and go on the Maury show. #. Go back to using my motorola startac flip phone. No trace. #. I only speak the truth _٪� http://t.co/PTQB1035mI #. I resolve to delete more tweets before I even tweet them #. I resolve to look at #twitter less #. Increase my debt. #. Meet the hilariously adorable @SkylarAstin. #SorryNotSorry. http://t.co/Hzc0CEoKmT #. Need to move forward with a great idea that's just right for the future #. No more tweeting/texting while driving _٪�_٪� #. To NOT believe fascist lies and propaganda spewed by corporate media, govenment and false promises from @BarackObama #. 1: 12+ technical blogs 2: Command of c++ 3: Deeper dive with Azure What about you? #. #1 more people time, less phone time #. NEVER TAKE BACK A EX #. Resolve to keep your remarks to people, especially strangers, kind and civil. #EndBullying #. To tweet more #. drive #german, wear italian, drink scotch, kiss french :) #. #1 Live healthier and be happier! #. : read the #BiOY http://t.co/JF0NEJad6M #. Be more like Thad Castle #. Don't be afraid to make decisions and take risks #. Get Signed and take care of the squad @MeekMill @rickyrozay @YoungJeezy @kanyewest #. It's time to leave the past in the past and work on becoming a better you in the future." #. Laugh more! Live life more! Accomplish something new! http://t.co/0WdVTmx7u2 #. The 30 Day Plank Challenge. Mine will be more like 90 days. *yikes* #HealthyLiving #ProjectLife #. To be forgiven by my sweet brother Numpsey @Brindleboxers @mccoyderek @urban_teacher @sarahdateechur @iamDrWill #. To love and laugh more in 2015! #. To not poop on the floor until at least April 2015 #ChuckCJohnson #CharlesCJohnson #ChuckCJohnsonPoopedOnTheFloor #. To watch more than 120 hours of TV a week. #. Well its time for me to grow up!!!! no more Kids stuff! time to get real!! #. buy a new truck _��� or IS250 F-Sport #justwaitonit #. drunk tweet @andersoncooper show me your tits.��� I'm done for the year. Mission accomplished! #Happy #. find real friends.... #. for 2015 is get a . for 2016. #. get a girl for next year #. i want to find someone who loves me for reals. So I don't have to get hurt #. is to cut people I don't need and are bringing me down out of my life #Happy #HAPPY2015AMERICA #. is to get my future boyfriend @HayesGrier to notice me. #. leave Twitter and enjoy RL #. making @Madonna & @britneyspears Fan's Happy and Proud Of Me And @nicolewinhoffer #livingforlove #RebelHeart #. not to be took advantage of.._�Ԑ #. read more, write more, eat healthier and force myself to exercise :( #. shooting for the stars #2015 will be the year #. the engage more in the word for the girls. _���_���_٪� #. to continue working hard with modeling and promoting and not using the kids as a crutch to hold me back. #. to curse more #. to learn how to play @MUSES #knightsofCydonia on drums or something that resembles Knights of Cydonia. @Dominic_Howard #. walking 1000 miles. Starting right after I finish school, and running to Washington. #. # 2 Stop running away from my problems #TheyreComingToGetYouBarbara #NightofTheLivingDead http://t.co/7ZkJx6PGXv #. # 2: Make it a priority to see lots of live music shows with friends in #2015. Any suggestions would be appreciated.:) #. #1 - Grow a deeper relationship with #ChristJesus l #MyOasisLA #Hillsong #HillsongLA #. #1 Be a pro at whatever I do. Be it #kinky or vanilla life. #prodomme #dominatrix #femdom #. #1 Buy more guitar gear #. #1 Stop gossiping completely. I don't do it as much as I used to, but fr it's counterproductive and UGLY. #progress #. #1 find a guy that embodies these 4 all in one sweet, caring, RESPECTFUL man! #ALittleHelpGod http://t.co/SbjO9lrFoy #. #1 no meat. No burgers hot dogs sausage sandwiches chicken tacos bacon ground beef hamburger helper fish eggs tamales #. #1 take PERFECT care of my diabetes. Spread the word so others can know what they may be up against. It can kill you #. #1 to be kinder to myself. #. #1: Be a more proactive member of social media (so far, so good!) #. #1: Blog more. Stay tuned for new content on Imponderabilia! http://t.co/MfcetphORQ #History #Marketing #MaterialCulture #. #1: I would like to cut back on playing videogames and focus on spending more time with my family and friends. #. #1: Learn a Second Language. This has been one goal that continues to get away from me and in 2015 I aim to change that #. #1: Make fewer cheesy jokes to restaurant staff. #. #1: Stop putting so much pressure on myself to be perfect. #. #1: block all those on social media that post articles about how to or not to parent. #. #2 to meet @Harry_Styles @NiallOfficial @Louis_Tomlinson @Real_Liam_Payne @zaynmalik @ZozeeBo and @Joe_Sugg #. #2 - Build more friendships through #JesusChrist #MyOasisLA #Hillsong #HillsongLA #. #2 is to get my #SharksHeadline on http://t.co/5C8ke9oZg0 #. #2 is to get my #SharksHeadline on http://t.co/Z4tZ4zLM6F #. #2 stop thinking my age has anything to do with what can be wrong with me. Open heart surgery 4 days after 47th. #. #2015 1.) Read 12 books = 1 book/mo #. #2015 2.) Reflect on each day in a journal = successes, struggles, goals (no length requirement) #. #2015 Get that @SpartanRace Trifecta Medal. Get lean and mean for my 30th birthday in Maui with @TheDolceDiet #3w2s #. #2015 Read more. Take the dog on more runs. Turn my phone off more often. Be creative by writing, crafting, painting... #. #2015 make better food choices this year with #SimpleTruthOrganic available @Kroger.#GotItFree @SimpleTruth4U Eat Better #. #2015Goals #2015bucketlist continued��_��� http://t.co/h4P9B7tWjG #. #2: Travel More! I had a whirlwind of travel in years past; 2014 w/ my new job put travel to a halt. 2015 will #travel #. #2: Trust more. I have a hard time trusting people who say they like me. Because I don't even like me. #. #3 make sure my family, friends and those around me know how much I care about them. Almost left them behind not knowing #. #3:more help, less desk #. #543: I won't eat the entire quart of cookies'n'cream ice-cream* *drizzled with Hershey's syrup** **by myself #. #6: stop making numbered lists. #. #GoalsFor2015 Approach each and every problem as if I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. #. #LoveWriteLive better and more often. #. # Eve Same resolution as last year....do better than last and continue making good decisions. #. #natural #Perfume. No more synthetics in 2015! #. #workhard ever min, hour, sec, until I give everything I have to make it. #dreamer http://t.co/Yr7JVsCGdq #. (something I'll make the effort to stick with) Git gud, get as many new friends as possible, maybe find... the one. #. , Hopefully we will be in our new place by the first of Feb _�ԍ_�ԍ #. - Become more of an #empath, live in #novelty, start doing some #cardio, and #keepitsilly. #liveit #loveit #. - Find a girl that can perform Michael Jackson's "Dirty Diana" at karaoke & marry her ASAP. #. - Fix the other 99 problems. #. - Giving Fewer Fucks in 2015 http://t.co/nq5JrSat7o # #2015 #. - Go to the gym more. And burn it to the ground. #. - I WILL make an anonymous difference in the lives of two families this year in an effort to #PayItForward. #. - I will cut a bitch in the face if I ever hear The Spin Doctor's "Two Princes" again! #. - I will only drink (diet) soda pop and (decaffeinated) coffee on special occasions, no longer as primary liquid intake. #. - Live your life the way you WANT to, not the way others EXPECT you to! _��� #. - Sleep in my boots more often, both literally & metaphorically. O_o Starting tonight. #. - To get out of bed before noon. I have failed. #. - Water intake to exceed coffee intake. #. - Worry less, be happier. #. - collaborate with YouTubers, get in shape & get the ball rolling on Apt3 Channel #. - delete people who still send you Candy Crush invites #. - have 10 affirmations per every 1 criticism I have to give. #. - i'm not eating a single fortune cookie until 2016 #. - learn to take criticism. #. - make sure 2015 is just as awesome as 2014. None of this eating healthy rubbish. #. - pretend exercise is a waste of time, then be proud of myself for not doing it. #. - rebuild at least 5 burned bridges. #. - spend more time under Oregon's waterfalls. #. - that #neworleans experiences economic growth and worth valued at 1 billion! #. - that college graduates of the Class of 2015 enter into #entrepreneurship instead of a #job #. - to help as many #Entrepreneurs as I possibly can with funding and consulting so that they may experience #growth #. -- Laugh more worry less #. ---> listen to more @radiohead and @thomyorke each day. Might as well stick to what I know I can accomplish! #. ---fuck yo bitch, again. #. .. Get a solid / loyal Girl ��__��� #. ... Eat more #Bacon. #. ... Find my inner heaven ... http://t.co/dJoBzRiMOG #. ... STOP talkin' smack. If it makes them happy than who cares! #imtoooldforthisshit #. ... Stop Smoking _�_�_���#yucky #. ...? To use social media more 0.0 #. ...be kind to all, stop talking badly about others, and be open to new and exciting things #. ...to take care of myself before worrying about others that do not have my best interest #. ...what's yours? #keepitreal http://t.co/mH6mFTs3C6 #. //To raise muse for Mayday and @AmazonGoneBad. #. 1 - give up chocolate for Jan #. 1) YouTube twice a week, 2) find non-profit career position, 3) finish dissertation proposal. #. 1) to stop dipping 2) to get HVAC certified 3) cut out soda and drink more water #. 1)Throw out ripped black jeggings I wear every fucking wknd 2)STOP wearing the same bra everyday. Time to grow up, guys. #. 1)To get an Auto Insurance. #. 1. Be more competitive #. 1. Eat less. 2.quit lying. #. 1. To become best friends with CAMERON Alexander Dallas _��_��_��� @camerondallas _��_��_��� #. 1.. Be more positive.. #. 1.Keep up my weight loss & bulk up to be a hot #gaydaddy 2. get my dog a sibling 3. Date to find future #husband #gay #. 1080p like a bad bitch #. 10: Make 2015 the year that finally sees a reversal of growing wage gap and high jobless rate among #veterans #. 1: Acknowledge life's futility by becoming an alcoholic. (All tips and advice are welcome) #. 1: Be smart with my finances by adhering to a strict budget for Powerball. #. 1: Don't just post on @Pinterest. Actually do it! #. 1: Stand firm on principle; but do it with a listening ear & respect, understanding that it will not always be returned. #. 2 hand driving @ all times, proper spelling & punctuation in texting, no use of LOL, swear less, be active, sleep early. #. 2 make time for things I enjoy... My babies, my family, me time & time with my mum :-) #. 2. Be even more like Archer #. 2. Get an internship #. 2... 5/27/2015 change the way i look at life completely... Change life as i know it... #OneMoreBirthday #23 #. 2015 1. Limited English 2. Fitness (min. 4 days/week) 3. Proactive about making German friends 4. Less judgemental #. 2015 #1: Set a limit to my #shopping expenses and do a better job at keeping track of it #personalfinance #budget #. 2015 #2: Work on my high #cholesterol. Not getting any younger & the best time 2 start being #healthy is now. #health #. 2015 #3: If I get the urge to gossip, I must only gossip about the good in people. #gossip #imagirl #bepositive #. 2015 - No resolution No excuses just a Vision #. 2015 ya'll RT @moscaddie aspire to have the same level of self-belief as a truly mediocre white man #. 2015 ~ Be grateful, forgiving, humbled, #Empire successful, & meet @adamlambert ��� @samsmithworld http://t.co/4B0umkNjFH #. 2015: 1) Be as swift as the coursing river, 2) With all the force of a great typhoon, #. 2015: Learn how to swallow a sword and eat bacon every single day. #. 2015: More money. Same as 2014. #. 2: Avoid Game of Thrones spoilers. Which will be really hard cause I'm on book 2 and seriously spoilers are EVERYWHERE #. 2: Complete the 2015 Reading Challenge! http://t.co/XpdGInZbpQ #. 2: Cut back on social me... #. 2: stop getting #disappointed. Not everyone will do the same for u as u them. Not everyone has the same #heart as you #. 2: to work with those in Congress that believe in a worker's unencumbered right to bargain for fair wages #1u #. 3 - keep all negative people out of my life - keep loved ones close #. 3- Say no more often to the 'add bacon?' button at wawa #NYE2015 #. 3. Love better #. 3. Start a new life in a new city with a new career and flip bakersfield off as it shrinks in your rear view mirror #. 3.. Become legendary.... #. 320 x 200, enough to play some DOS classics. 1080p and 4K are overrated anyway. #. 3: Be less addicted to social media. Hahaha just kidding. #. 3: Lose my holiday weight! #. 4 - keep working hard & pay off debts. Be MoneyWise and stay positive and strong! #. 4 business days ea month, I will go to work w/out my SOV (car). #Transit #Bicycles #ColoradoSprings #BabySteps #. 4. Be better with my finances #. 5 - keep my faith strong and pray - be grateful... #. 5- Stop blaming Eddie Murphy everytime I stub my toe��#NYE2015 #. 5. Make sure I have time for friends #. 6 - keep smiling and be happy - stay strong & keep burning #GirlOnFire #. 6- Think up a catch phrase. Make it popular. Over use it until it's hated. Bring it back in 2016 as retro #NYE2015 #. 6. Don't steal your best friends girl. #. 6. Volunteer more in my community #. 7- Go fishing once, so while talking to my coworkers around the water cooler I can say "I'd rather be fishing"��#NYE2015 #. 7. Read a book once a month #. 8 pack ! #. : lose weight via adding integers; twinkies + diet coke = zero #. : Bring food with you: Vow to never leave the house (when you will be gone for >2 hours) without a healthy food stash. #. : Continue watching every episode of #MagnumPI that I started in 2014. #netflix #MyThirties #. : I want to become a Squat Goddess _��__���_��� #. : I will NOT do extreme Kayaking at Victoria Falls with @DerickPauls @rainrain919 @mesfer17 http://t.co/XPLpo0rFPZ #. : I will NOT do extreme Kayaking at Victoria Falls with @DerickPauls @rainrain919 @mesfe http://t.co/ewVcgv5QqE #. : Keep Grinding Mark Tucker. #. : Refuse to read mobile articles with full screen ads that prevent scrolling but load well after the rest of the page. #. : Stop Trusting So Many People. & Make More Music. #. : To meet @jonbellion ... or at the very least attend one of his concerts. I'm not joking, Jon!! #beautifulmind #. : be a better daughter & girlfriend _�Ձ_�ե #. : be more social, and less of a judgy bitch lurking in the dark. #. : buy a new toothbrush. #. : continue to date hilariously out of my league so when it inevitably fails it doesn't hurt so bad. #. : eat all the chicken fingers in the world #. : get back to having excellent skin. I got LAZY. Not to mention the chocolate for xmas made me break out a lil. #oops #. : get rid of my #muffintop #eww #. : hibernate to make up for lost sleep. #. : lite sum illegal fireworks #. : no more drinking.! #. : quit taking myself so seriously, save more money & get organized. These r listed frm most to least likely to succeed. #. : take down my Christmas tree before March. #. : to learn #php like its my sister instead of my second cousin_٪Ή�Ε��_�_� #webdesign #webdevelopment #. : to rid the world of you're/your mix ups #. : when someone sends me a calendar invite covering the time they are on vacation, I'm going to accept then tag along. #. :: Read more books, No scrolling FB/checking email b4 breakfast, stay dedicated to PT/yoga to squash my achin' back! #. ::: Start listening to more 3 6 Mafia @therealjuicyj #. ; - Start Career. - Set Weekly Goals. - Less Junk Food/Soda - Smile more - Meet New People #. ; lose weight. stop self harming. and learn to love myself a little more. I'm ready for you 2015 _��� #. = waste of time. I set goals & make a plan to achieve those goals. http://t.co/aWH4JNYLr0 #. ? Tone down my crazy and chill out. Relax. Take care of myself more. Laugh at people who... http://t.co/mtyn0bkUar #. Accept all chances to grow and evolve as an individual while also finding peace and acceptance when faced with change _�_� #. Accomplish a dream . #. Ask if you are on God's side rather than if God is on your side. #. Attend as many cons as possible (this is a resolution I'm DETERMINED to keep) # Eve #. #. Avoid the gym for a couple of weeks in January until all the slobs fail at their "resolutions". #. BE AS NEON AS POSSiBLE LiKE @JODYHiGHROLLER #. BEEEE MORRRE OPTIMISTIC #. Be Awesome #HowIMetYourMother #Hello2015 http://t.co/otG2geeJta #. Be a better wife, clean my house, take care of myself better, take less work home, enjoy life more #FoxNews2015 #. Be less gullible _٪� #. Be less judgemental. #. Be more responsible about my drinking. Gonna start finally buying my liquor in bulk like an adult #. Be more social, participate in more events. #. Be myself and not some poorly-constructed portrait of myself I have always done. #. Be the biggest Cunt on the Planet!_�΍��Ε�� #. Beard #. Become a better me. #. Become the guy who yells out the DJ's name on mix tapes. #. Bigger Better Butt #. Breaking this addiction for 1 month. #. Bring more smiles than frowns or tears to faces around me. Be happy! _��_ #. Buy a Porsche #. Capture and raise a eagle #. Change the world. #. Check my bank account more _��� #. Clean up the house and throw away old stuff and start getting the baby's room ready. #. Consume more organic calories. #Happy #2015 #. Continue to stay out of trouble and avoid drama! _��� #. Convince @taylorswift13 that a fat bald out shape guy is really what she's been waiting for #. Cosplay as James Kidd/Mary Read. She's the only character, I think, I can do convincingly. #. Design outside the lines #Gamedev #. Diddy Bop atleast once a day! #. Do more volunteer and community service work. #. Don't Read The Comments #. Don't add too many more people to my list of folks I'd like to punch in the throat this year. #. Don't drop out of # college #. Don't get fat #. Don't lose weight this year, move somewhere fatter. #. Don't waste an opportunity, be confident, brave, smart & responsible in every choices that I will make. ������_�ԍ #. Dress well, Get money & Stunt on my old hoes. #. Eat at new restaurants as much as possible #. Eat more @GODIVA, especially life-size #chocolate. Have a sweet # Eve and a #Happy http://t.co/9dgzLK5jhk #. Embrace God 100%, #. Emotionally destroy McDonalds workers #. Everyone matters! #kindness #PayItForward 2015 http://t.co/wHCHE1xjsS #. FIND A BIG BOOTY B*TCH #. Fight everyone in the world #. Finally master @ZJ10 's part of Kitchen Sink #. Finally put the lotion in the basket #. Find a home #Church #. Find a time machine, go back in time, and kick my own ass. #. Find out what I have to do to finally be happy #. Finish my three ms and find an agent to sell them. Promote my current book "End of Normal" more. #. Fitness: @LesMills #SHBAM/#BodyPump certification, #BodyVive AIM 1 & attend a #LesMills quarterly. Thanks, @GetLesMills! #. For 2015 I'm revamping my wardrobe. No one needs three closets worth of fast fashion. #breakingupwithH&M #. For us @Gnarlylet @Diaz2000Cynthia & I to get noticed! & make more people smile https://t.co/1lpm3buqg5 #. Fuck @Vanessa_Lever. http://t.co/C83yhr1bor #. GET NOTICED BY @camerondallas and @Joe_Sugg ��_���_��_��_���_�����_���_��_ #. Get @RickyPDillon to follow me ��_��� X4 #. Get @owlcity to notice me.. #. Get Money #. Get Rich or Cry Trying. #. Get blocked by Jed York so I have something in common with Jim Harbaugh. #. Get more sleep #toys #play @pleasetouch http://t.co/rANBhm36ve #. Get more stuff off craigslist. #. Get oil changed #. Get phat #. Give up fast food for a whole year.... I only made it 4 hours. Well I guess there's always next year _ٍ�_ٍ� #. Give zero fucks. Get swole. Become male model. Take over the world. Cashin checks and snappin necks. #. Go to #NewYorkCity #2015 # #. Go to a couple hockey games! #Preds #. Go to more shows where "you will get wet" is warned before hand. #. Go to sleep before midnight... Starting on 1/2. _��� #. Going to lose 30lb and get toned with @Siothehunter32 along with #crocheting doilies so the beautiful art won't die out. #. Gonna become more grounded in historical facts, so when Marty McFly arrives this year from 1985 I know what to ask him #. Graduate from @SNHU in April! http://t.co/uzrjEobzOP #. Have my morning BM BEFORE I drink my coffee. #. Have someone to kiss for next s. #. Have stronger takes #. I choose the miraculous over the mundane. #Jesus #. I couldn't really think of anything so I'm trying to put on some weight and pick up smoking. Next year I got this shit. #. I just want to be Happy��ӕ�� #. I most importantly pledge to be as kind caring and good to @Steph_Stine, because she is a beautiful kind and great girl #. I need to use a new emoticon #. I really want to drop some weight this year. So I think I'll start by dumping my girlfriend. #. I resolve to eat butter, I mean better, whatever #. I think I can keep my new one... to stop making .s! \m/ :P #. I think I have some good achievable ones this year. http://t.co/Y58i0925ia #. I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the 9th dimension #. I wanna know God as well as I know my significant other, what makes him happy, know what makes him upset.. #believe _٪�_��� #. I wanna lose three pounds #. I want to make 2015 the year when I really dedicate myself to being a #BBBH #cumdump. 150 loads min (double this year)��_ #. I will be as good a friend to @philsabadass @JimmyGoebel #. I will become a better swimmer. _ُ_ #. I will become stronger than ever. #bodybuilding #fitfam #fitlife #. I will finally get off the griddle. That is, I will no longer begin every day by eating 14 Belgian waffles. #. I will not jump out of an airplane. #. I will not leave the toilet paper roll empty #. I will return those overdue videos to the empty lot where the Blockbuster used to be. #. I will try & fit in better in Los Angeles, so for the # I will be wearing scarves & listening to terrible music. #. I'd love to see "Get a cork out of my ass and let people have fun" on @wolvereness list. #. I'd trade 99% of my fat for fluffeh tails (and a pizza) #. I'm buying oven mitts without holes #. I'm finally going to unpack everything I own out of that box to the left. #. I'm going to be Scrooge all year and have a Christmas Eve revelation. That way I'll be RICH next shopping season. #. I'm going to gain 150 pounds. #. I'm going to tell every woman that their leggings are see-through BECAUSE THEY ALL ARE #. I'm going to try to tweet about something everyday until 2016. 1st #. I'm gonna swing from the chandelier #. I'm only going to speak in the cadence of spoken word poetry #. I'm trying to get so buff next year I make it seem like my life all about fitness. For the 5th time in two years. #. In 2015 I will take more chances _�_� #. Is to loosen up, laugh more, and enjoy the path that is my life. #. Know my limitations. Give more importance with the priorities. Ignore the negativity. Be more patient & understanding. #. LESS TWERKING #. Learn from yesterday, Live for today, Hope for tomorrow. ~Albert Einstein #. Learn how to Twitter better #. Learn! to: use; punctuation,, properly" #. Leave the past in the past. This should be done on # Eve #. Less complaining about my lack of a boyfriend and more time with myself, because I'm awesome and a good friend. #. Let @Bourdain know that he is a fuck boi #. Let go of the past. #. Let's see how fat I can get. #NYE2015 This @tacobell app is really gonna come in handy. #. Live in TheNow (a district in an alternate dimension). Just gotta figure out where I left that vortex... #. Lose 20 lbs. (20 lbs is the name I gave the block of cheese in my fridge) #. Love myself more #. Make everyone gain about 40-50lbs, so I don't have to workout or diet. "Happy Birthday! Have some lard!" #. Make this money, get these grades, & solidify this 6-pack #. Meet @ItsMidnightRed @ericsecharia @ColtonRudloff @anthonyladao @thomasaugusto @JoeyDiggsJr @carlyfornia18 @Niny_Li ��_�����_��� #. Mine is to go to bed at a decent hour at least once a week. I'm setting the bar low,it'll increase my chances of success #. Mine is to workout more. #GetRiped _�ջ #. More Focused!_��� #. More beer, more school, and party. #ThePowerOfPositivePartying. #. Must tone down self-pity level. #. My s Eve resolution is to get healthier, meditate more, have fun more,& #support more causes _���_�ԍ #. My usual suspect aka lose ten pounds. I've lost the same pounds each year, don't understand why it keeps coming back. #. NO CUSS WORDS. #letsseehowthisends #. NO MORE FAT BITCHES!!!!!! _���_���_��� #. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!! I've worked, contributed / volunteered too much of my life to people and organizations. "No More" #. NOT to read the Bible AT ALL!! #. Never give someone a chance to break my heart again #. Never give up #. Next year I'm gonna do the best and be the best that I can possibly be ������ #. No 1.- Invest more time in my hobbies #. No Repeats #. No fat bitches #2015 #. No more #NikkiManaj in her underpants in #2015 #. No more 6am flights #. No visits to the hospital _���_��� #. No. 1: Get "Chol's Animation Analysis" started. (Aiming to have "love according to Summer Wars" by February #. No. 44 - Be a Twitter leader and not just a Twitter follower. #. No.82 - Inspire someone with a Tweet, then follow it with 1,326 jokes about dicks and farts. #. Number 2- Get a DSLR camera to start new projects. I need advice. Which is best? #. One: Engage with the #ywnhnetwork followers more to solve their #smallbiz health plan challenges in #2015. What's yours? #. Only make love to BoyzIIMen in 2015. #. Own a robot, eat more cheeseburgers, eat more pizza and meet my idols. #. Pack extra underwear. #youneverknow #. Prolly be getting my family together _���_�Ի #. Promulgate the idea that whats wrong with the #GOP is the GOP Establishment #tcot #RINOs #mcconnelling #boehnermustgo #. RT @Katrin_Albert Don't mistake obscurity for art. #. Raise enough $$ 4 My #Holistic #Cancer treatment. #KickCancersButt . Make sure Everyone knows I'm Grateful 4 them :) #. Rave twice as hard as this year. @edm #. Read more, write more. #. Recruit more people to @AnookDotCom. #. Refuse to be a victim. Stop pursuing people who can't give back and be with those who can. Forgive, but don't forget. #. Release a mixtape #. Remember that it's about the journey, not the destination. http://t.co/F5AuKyGl1b #. Run a 1.5 mile in under 13 minutes #. SHAVE EVANS MUSTACHE #. Save money on health insurance! http://t.co/H7a9i7DxVp #. Start actually doing all the stuff I'm pinning on #Pinterest xD #yeahright #. Stay The Saaaame #. Stay away from social media. I've been getting better at it this year. No Need to always be looking at your phone. #. Stay positive. #. Stay true to myself fuck what everybody else talking bout #. Stop Blaming everyone for my problems #. Stop being so available & giving too people who NEVER did or gave me shit . #. Stop being so nice to people #. Stop eating dairy #lactoseintoleranceproblems #. Stop giving a fuck what people think about you. You turn 18 this year, time to start living for yourself. #. Stop global warming #. Stop guesstimating carbs #dsma #ourd #diabetes http://t.co/ojZIZZpfIt #. Stop leaving my stuff in hotel rooms post checkout!! #vagabondprobs #. Stop watching morning national news #. Stop worrying about irrelevant things #. Take a penny, leave a penny. #. Take down this Christmas tree. #. Taste the inside of your moms mouth. #. This year I will watch all 3 extended #lordoftherings movies back to back. And it starts now!! #lotr #TheHobbit #. This year I'm gonna make $10,000,000 and donate $10,000,050 to charity cuz I'm a sweetie :) #. To Live and be successful. . #FamilyFirst #IndieMusic http://t.co/RMSxUrv4W7 #. To be less accident prone.... So @CallMeVanish doesn't end up hurt because of me. #. To bitch-slap EVERYONE who says, "I don't mean to sound racist, but.." #. To continue not to care what people think or say about me _��� #. To convince as many people as possible that I'm related by blood to Peter Griffin. #. To dress my dogs up like idiots, because hairy children need to have their parents humiliate them in public, too #. To end 2015 with 100+ Twitter followers. #. To fight socialism until hell freezes over and then to fight on ice. #tcot @marklevinshow #. To fuck more bitches in 2015. #. To further myself into making music, and to meet my love @LanaDelRey _�ժ_�_�_�__ #. To get a next gen gaming system, damn it. #. To help others achieve the same happiness that I've found. #. To learn how to play a completely new instrument, probably the Cello. #. To learn more about real science and more about how ignorant people have been deluded by religion! #. To learn to wipe with my left hand. #. To live more thoughtfully, see things from different perspectives, & offer only encouragement and constructive criticism #. To make certain before boarding any plane that it's not being piloted by anyone of Asian descent #. To mortally wound anyone who says, "It is what it is." #. To never speak until someone wants me to accept blame for whatever went wrong. #. To only have to clean on Sunday. #. To put as much passion into my life as my son puts into farting & staring at the invisible man behind me. #2015 #. To quit calling it "Dick Clark's s' Strokin' Eve" #. To refer to Ernest Borgnine's Law to prove all of my debate remarks #. To reimagine the idea of limitations #. To rid myself of all chill that I have. #. To save my money and not blowing it on food #. To scream "MORE DICK" every time I see @RichardQuest on CNN #. To scream, "HOW YOU LIKE THEM FUCKIN APPLES?" to everyone who tells me to have a nice day. #. To shank anybody who says Black Veil Brides is #Metal #. To shoplift higher end merchandise. #. To start driving out to the country more and see all the small town DQs around here... #. To stay out of everyone's way until they need someone to blame. #. To stop being so built bang-bang #. To stop laughing and pointing at your Dad's junk. #. To stop saying to my grandma, "Tits or GTFO!" #. To stop writing "For sexual favors" in the memo line of all my checks. #. To tweet and blog more often. #writing #stayconnected #. To wink and make that mouth click noise at anyone who looks at me in public. #. To work side-by-side with @Nati2de in making "squatting on the flapjack" a key phrase in 2015 corporate-speak. #. To work the word "synergy" into every fucking conversation I engage in. #. Transfer to another College #. Try harder to get one of my ideals to follow me! @onedirection @Ashton5SOS @Luke5SOS @NiallOfficial @Harry_Styles @5SOS #. Try stay sober _٪� #. Use GymTimidation to get rid of those 3 weekers in 1 week. #. Visit the @PDXJapaneseGdn more often. #. Wake up 1 hour earlier every day. Start a podcast. Yes this is totally sincere. #. Watch Die Hard twice a day, instead of just once. #. Watch everything in my @netflix queue. #. Watch more Netflix #. Watch more sunsets and remind myself of how beautiful life can be http://t.co/etrMYZ6mRD #. Work Hard. Sleep Harder. Never be afraid to be fabulous. #. Write with no censor, and stop holding back #. _���_��_be less perfect #. add more to life than just lifting. #. allow no distractions_٪� #. are for bums #. are more about focus and growth for me in 2015 #. avoid every male specimen possible #. be #1 sports boy 2015 #. be a better me and show everyone what I love to do.... #2015 #. be angrier and drink more wine #. be happy #. be happy and stack my money and be with my baby #. be healthy, happy, and positive. #. be heartless _٪� and not give any fucks #. be less of a bitch #. be more honest #. be myself and don't feel guilty for it. #. be sexy... Done #. become a marine. #. become the fun person i use to be. #. bop Luke Hemmings's nose #. burn through a whole candle for Pete's sake http://t.co/ODUt7rqndK #. check my phone 2015 times this year #. come up with a good . for next year #. contact #McConnell #Boehner http://t.co/Yd76z66LlY TELL THEM #ImpeachObama PRIORITY #1. WE VOTED REPUBLICANS TO DO THIS. #. continue to be a better human than @BMNYC53 #. continue to show up at least 30 minutes to an hour late to whatever time I told you I was going to be there. #. courtesy of @jamiecullum: to not miss the magic I see every day in my #ordinarylife. #photograph http://t.co/TCfMU9ujtz #. crepe slapping with @shoutabyss #. cut down on cigarettes/ quit #. design and a produce a really absurd but awesome kigurumi (onesie) #. do a fashion show _�ա_��� #. do everything it takes to meet taylor #. do it bigger and better than the last year #LessDrama more #Camas' #KeepItMenace http://t.co/4HMZrpap5Y #. don't backspace, all it takes is 10 seconds of courage #. don't be friends with so many fake bitches _���_���_���_���_���_�Ձ_�Ձ_�Ձ_�Ձ #. don't be too critical on Zona. _��� #. don't buy any more books till I finish the ones on my shelves... #seehowlongthislasts #BookNerdProbs #bookaddiction #. don't change a fucking thing. #. don't get killed by an evil pots and pans robot in 2015. #. don't let other people distract me from my goals. #. drink #vodka with @chelseahandler #bucketlist ;) #. drink more Mountain Dew and eat more Five Guys #. drink no water #SaveWater #. eat as much as possible #. eat more donuts when I go to dunkins. also, run more #. eat more jelly beans. #. edit: get out of town more than I did in 2014 period #. eliminate obscurity through connection #. end fuckboys 2k15 #. enjoy life��Ε�� #. everyday wake up and think of one thing your are thankful for. ��_�����_�����_��� #. exercise more and read more. Considering I do neither of them, they should be easy to keep. #. expand my large lipstick collection even moreeeeee _���_��� #. fart in a giraffe's face #. fight Jack everytime I see him #. figure out how to tear #saranwrap without getting it all stuck on itself #. figure out if im gay or not for fucks sake #. figure out my acting as well, that's the career move #yeslawd #. figure out what on fleek means #. finally help greg with a meal plan lol #. find a job that respects their employees time away from work _��� #. find new job #. find the six fingered man that murdered my father. #. finish my community service #. finish my novel #. finish the books I've started and forgotten about #. finish what I start lol. Can't stay with a job for more than 6 months anymore because of all these opportunities. #. follow in the footsteps of my idol teddy roosevelt and bust the monopolies #. for #2015 is post one video per week, posting this here so I can't back out #. for 2015 is to finish writing my book and get it published #. for 2015. http://t.co/g7nuqMqzj2 @LumeneUS My resolution spending less tie on tech & more people time face to face #. for 2015.... To be like this guy!!! Please RT! http://t.co/olCZhsdGAV http://t.co/Bt5yjCsFaW #. for 2015.... To finish the cabin this year. #. for 2015: avoid singing auld lang syne all year. yup, setting the bar really high. #. for 2015: create my first illustrated story and buy #byuvocalpoint new CD #. for 2015: get fit. Nothing more specific than that; I just know I'm unfit now and should step up a bit. #AchievableGoals #. for everybody to stop thinking/making one. Just do it!! #. for the mindful reading team: Have the best interests of our students at _��� and keep moving forward. Bring it on 2015! #. from the 1999. Go to college and play baseball. #. get A job nigga #. get a bad rap. Starting fresh in a is awesome! I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength! #. get a boyfriend @sammywilk _��� #. get a follow from these dudes @Michael5SOS @Luke5SOS @Ashton5SOS @Calum5SOS bc idk it would be nice and cool thx #. get as many girls as @AaronHerman2 gets #. get better nudes lol #. get big as shit #. get closer to the man above _٪�_٪� #. get even more fucked up than I did in 2014 #. get famous duh #. get fit _�ջ #. get fit, get hot, get a man, get my diploma, get my shit together��Ε��#ThatIsAll #. get money and fuck these bitches... Been doing that... #lmfao #. get more #chickens and #ducks get a #miniaturecow and a #miniaturedonkey 2015 sounds awesome already! #. get more piercings #. get my #Creative #Writing resume pumped up. When I graduate in 2016 I want to be unstoppable. #screenwriting #. get my band signed to @FueledByRamen :) #jointhefamily #. get my blue belt, drink lots of beer, and paint lots of sneakers #. get over my crush for @ArianaGrande #. get over my panic attacks and stop being claustrophobic. #. get ready to leave fl #. get the fuck out of bed lol #. get to work before 11am #. getting an internship at Vodafone #. getting independent ... #. give 'em a chase #. give no fucks #. give unlimited chances :) #. go for a run every day in 2015!!!!! #. go from goth to cyber goth #. go huntin for the first time! #. go to the #Gem https://t.co/vWypGDDWNK #. go to the gym and have a healthy lifestyle!!! Oh wait....I've been doing that for years now. #DumbAssPeople #WontLast #. grow the balls to talk to Jackie Abraham #. have a good school year _�ҝ #. help http://t.co/F3yO6Je6EG #. hit 1,000 followers? _��� #. hit the #gym harder than I did last year #StriveForGreatness #. hold hands with Michael Clifford #. if I was a rapper. See past the haters, ball out and fuck bitches. #. improve not only self esteem, but everyone's around me as well #. is a goal and I plan to stick to it! #. is for @AaronCarpenter to flipping FOLLOW ME!!!!! #FollowMeAaron #. is learning to say, "No!" _�_� #. is to 1. Lose weight. _�ջ 2.speak out more_��� 3. Become a better person. �Ϭ 4.love more. _��� 5.make new friends_��� #. is to be a better person than I was last year. #. is to be the best super star in the world" #. is to catch up on episodes of #Homeland - how about you? #. is to create more_��� # #creative #mindfulliving #mindfood http://t.co/DFT0Fxlnd7 #. is to cut folks who lead me no good #. is to eat healthier!!! Fruits and veggies everyday #. is to go to the gym regularly but I'm gonna wait a week or two for the other billion or so with the same one to give up. #. is to have less allergic reactions to corn #ThisStopsToday #. is to keep trying to make positive impressions on people and be the best person I can be! _٪� #. is to maintain my friendships with my wonderful friends, @osnapitzlyndsey, @Johnnyboyyy904, @AmandaDymek, @mymomsagingr #. is to not do over 7 mph over the speed limit. _���_���_����� #. is to not let my #CrohnsDisease control my life anymore. Im sick of giving myself shots in the stomach and being in pain #. is to read a minimum of four books a month. #. is to somehow get an invite to co-host @TheFive someday! #FoxNews2015 Call me! #. is to start #writing again. I need to get my ass back into gear! #thestruggle #. is to stop dating scumbag faraaxs #. is to stop eating #BigMac - thanks @McDonalds ! #FatGuyProblems #. is to stop looking at salads and vegetables as if they carry Ebola and finally break in Jordan's I got for Xmas in 2009 #. is to think "What would @KimKardashian do? (WWKKD?)" as often as possible #. is to travel a lot, alone. That's more fun. #. is to tweet more haha not gonna happen. #. keep my lips in-chapped @ChapStick you're my new best friend for #2015 #. keep staying up till the sunrise �Ϭ��ە��_�_�_ٍ�_��� #. kiss Calum Hood's cheek #. learn guitar and start a YouTube channel or vine account. Then work towards being a performer _���_��� #. learn how to say no #. learn the difference between 'effect' and 'affect'. Learn how to clone Nutella. Buy a boat. Preferably inflatable. #. learn to say, "Me too, guys!" In as many languages as possible. #. leave the fake people behind. #. leave the friendzone headass #. legitimately make Youtube vids like in middle school again w/ @ArturKavaliov @koheisasian #. less cocaine related jewelry. #. less stress, smile more, ride like there is no tomorrow and never give up. #. let go of all the anger that I have towards people who have hurt me. Focus on the positive. #. lick a stranger #. listen to more @JODYHiGHROLLER #. listen to more dmx #. loose some weight. #. lose my virginity. _���" #. lose weight :c #. make myself an anon account so I can say WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT _��� #. make the same mistakes and learn the same lessons I did in 2014, 2013....2009. #. marry @AnnaKendrick47 #. meet @5SOS ��� #. meet @jimmyfallon #. meet new people, and make more friends #. more about #me and less about the people who don't deserve me! #. more social support, visit #SoCal #. nap everyday #. nap more #. no Meth/Crack rock for 2 days at a time #. no more soda #. no pointless relationships lol #. no. 1- watch and finish the whole @BreakingBad_AMC series. I know, where have I been? #. no.more.drunk.texting. #. not about eating any less Reese cups, or about walking into 2015 as a completely new person. http://t.co/asUibX6hTY #. not getting mad easily.. #. not letting my family see me when I'm hangry. #. not to feel nauseous after only a few minutes of exercising. #. not to kill myself or anyone around me #. not to scream 'Fuck the police' ... Or kanjani @hlangabezo #. number 1: Find my slippers #. number 1: figure out #twitter _��� #. number three would be to travel more, starting with return trips to New Orleans and Florida. #. number two: tweet more. I love this platform; I wanna use it more. #. obtaining an Xbox one #. on Jan1: "I'm really going to get in shape this year!" on Jan3: "I'm learning to love my body the way it is this year!" #. out with fakes and the phonies time to start interacting with people that are about something. #. pay off my debt _��� #. positivity :) #. prove everyone wrong. #NoLove #. quit my job #. quit or at least minimize sharing my sh*tty opinions on twitter. #. read before I tweet so I have no more typos #DoingGreatThings _��� #. read more books. #. recycling last years list. #. refer to Canada as beyond the wall. #. run everyday. #. sacrifice more boys to the goddess Artemis #. save even more money and continue growing with @blf2014 with our relationship #. save money damnit #. saving my money_���_��_ #. say "alright, sure" to another glass of wine. #. saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new. #. see at least 4 different boobs. #. selfie sticks #. show my parents that I'm not a little kid anymore and receive a little more trust and respect #. since 2012: get fit. #. since everyone makes bizarre ones, here's mine... no more eating Taco Bell #. slay the booty with my meat sword #. sleep until 2016 #. smoke more & give less fucks #. smoke more bud than I did this year #. start fresh. #. start my master's degree #. starts today! Just joined Charter Fitness and I will go at least twice a week! #. stay focused. #. stay healthy for sports and to become a better man. #. stay up to date with everything going on within my family because I'm so out of the loop. #. steer clear of ignorant people. #. stop being a cunt, dick, twat, bitch, etc #. stop being a lil' bitch #. stop being washed #. stop bringing pot brownies to work #. stop burying trash #. stop cursing and be nicer and not respect people more! #. stop doing heroin on the weekend #SlipperySlope #. stop doing meth #. stop drinking smoking all that. So I'm getting fucked up before 12o'clock hit #. stop eating fudge covered Oreos #JK #. stop eating so much! #. stop getting hit in the face with shit. #. stop giving a fuck about other people #. stop judging people so damn much #. stop nail biting_��� & get a firmer ass _٪�_��� #. stop overthinking #. stop the liberals. #. stop trusting these inconsistent ass people. #. stop using my famous duck face _���_��� (not in all my pictures but some) ... okay bye now #. strike these words from my vocabulary http://t.co/ABg3xEUtf9. My takeaway, bae is cra-cra #polarvortex-nation #. take @skyewrita for drinks #. take better care of myself... #. talk more about the things that makes you happy than things that make you sad! #BeHappy #. thanks to @imgur http://t.co/Y2rtMwzAwO #. that Jesus Christ will ALWAYS be first in our lives. Especially mine. #. the worlds ending this year fr this time I promise (September 13) #. this year I'll finally finish my degree and become a teacher...very excited about that. #. throwing toast off the overpass #. time. In 2015, maybe try and set some more achievable goals: https://t.co/vvH57gjcQn #Happy #. to NEVER hear the song "Let it Go" ever a-fucking-gain. I will mute that shit when it comes on the radio. _��� @idinamenzel #. to accept the things I can't change, and accept that I don't always have to have it all together. #. to actually make my pee inside the toilet and not on the seat.. #. to be a Catholic bishop ... #. to be followed by @Nashgrier . #. to be followed by @Nashgrier .10 #. to be followed by @Nashgrier .17 #. to be followed by @Nashgrier .2 #. to be followed by @Nashgrier .3 #. to be followed by @Nashgrier .5 #. to be happy at all times and appreciate and value any times #. to be pretty. #. to be the best father to my family that I can be. #. to better myself, continue to have faith, love more, stay ambitious, and not to worry about others opinion about me_�Ձ #. to binge watch as many shows on Netflix as I can. #. to continue just to be ME _��� _�ԍ_��� #. to eat a little better & try to keep my skin as clear as possible #. to eat alone less. not sure if that means i plan on eating less or being alone less #. to eat buy and eat environmentally responsible. buy for local businesses and eat a plant based diet. #eatclean2015 #. to eat more, to eat all that I can. Also to draw more. Maybe make that comic. Oh also do good in school. #. to enact more with my #Wilson fandom family. But sometimes easier said then done. But we'll see in 2015 #. to finish these AP English assignments before Sunday night. #. to get a boyfriend and to get more attractive. ;;;)))) #. to get back in the air starts Sat with a transition to the SR20, G1000, and IPC at @JATOAviation http://t.co/o6y0suNgXJ #. to get luna to stan 5sos #. to give no fucks. #. to have @chrisbrown tell me he loves me _���_���_���_���_��� #. to have a man bun by 2016 #. to have this same gear for 2015 #LetsGoRoyals #KansasCityRoyals http://t.co/RNKsFRAi7Z #. to look like @aletamale_ #. to meet One Direction and to get in shape!!! #. to not be a total fuckboi. #. to not finish all seasons of Friends on Netflix before the end of January: #. to not have to listen to one more second of any Hozier song. #. to not put the parking lot ticket directly in my mouth right after getting it from the machine #ew #. to not watch Frozen. #. to pay attention to when pics are being taken so I don't look like this in pics 24/7 http://t.co/myMy0huEia #. to quit #Copenhagen falls to the wayside as my resolution to not kill anyway seems a bit more important. #. to read 50 books. Already started my first one! _��__��Љ�_��� #. to see .@Hozier in concert even if I have to drive 5 hours. #comeon2015 #. to start a hobby, do it once, and never do it again. #. to start acting more mixed. #. to start exercising daily again #. to stop being so damn perf _���_��� #. to stop caring about people who couldn't give less of a shit about me. #. to stop caring so much for people who walk all over me #. to stop making stupid resolutions I break by January 3rd every year anyways #pointless #noresolutions _��� #. to stop saying "Like" so much, but I know I'm not gonna. I follow nobody's rules, not even my own. #. to stop trying to give the world to people who don't deserve even a smile from my mouth. #. to think about more people than just myself #. to try this Gluten-free thing. Guess what has zero Gluten? #NYResolutions http://t.co/klfPHjYFYL #. to try to stop s.h _��_ #. to use the word "crotch" more. #. troll the fuck out of Tk @HAMIZMYNAME @KOSDFF _��_ #. try not to kill someone from my school . _��__��� #. try to go to church more, reduce my profanity, save more, think before acting, say less and do more. #. try to meet one direction #. try to reconnect with a couple close friends that have drifted completely apart #. tweet like no one is watching #. tweet more often! #. tweet nicer, tweet smarter, tweet less often. except on gameday. #. unfollow all the people who post their .s. #. unfollow everyone tonight who puts up a stupid instagram #. use #MyFitnessPal religiously #. use twitter more often. #. use twitter more. #socialmedia #Twitter #tweet #. waiting for FB videos to load before I get pissed off at their existence. #. wake@up every morning with a story to tell _��� #partypartyparty #. watch more Simpsons #EverySimpsonsEver #. wear heels more often, get a bod like @KimKardashian and launch my business #20ThingsIWantFor2015 #NYE2015 #. wear more color- haha who am I kidding #. wearable tech underpants #. will be moving to @ExploreGeorgia #Altanta going to school and becoming a hair dresser or a actor! #. work on handling stress #. worry less. Whatever happens, happens for a reason. #. write more. Work out more. Love more. #. x for me: simplify life, hit weight loss goal, no more debt, more quality family time, more dates w hubby @mrjerryxxx #. �_���� to be more open minded about trying new foods in Europe...except seafood. Always going to hate it #. �ۢ Speak more Spanish #. ���@sim23simma: I just want to have fun and see strippers. _����۝ #.(s): 1) Secure the apartment I'm getting w/ 1 or 2 ladyfriends. 2) Be less of a fatty. 3) Form a new rock n roll band. #., 18 libraries to visit around the world. http://t.co/fHAOZOQXi6 http://t.co/Ct68CyArTz�۝ #., NOT to make any damn !! _٪� #., post more bathroom selfies. #., stay far away from the gym until March... and still get sexier than those # NewMe losers #., using @mcuban #SharkTank method of giving ultimatum to stakeholders to ensure quick decisions rather than hesitations #.-only real music will spill from my veins from here on out,I apologize to the world for not shining like the star I am.! #.... Go toward the love! Leave the angry to themselves. #.... Get some PT _���_��� #.... Last Years Me, with this years #Money!_�ա_��� Im not changing shyt but my ways to get'n more money. #NamTlknBout #2015 #.... Win state_ُ�_�Ս_ُ��۝ #.... healthier lifestyle, better relationships w/ friends & continued blog & writing success! Bring on 2015!!! # #....NO Drama...Pure Happiness & Peace. #....consistency! #.: 1) Eat healthier* 2) Exercise more* 3) Spend less money* *Only applies when I feel like it. #.: Never go to gym/gain weight Make less money Be meaner to people Try nothing new @AngeloLPerez @rochae_04 @tperez_3434 #.: #1 keep my @goodreads page up to date. I was a major slacker in 2014. #.: #1. Forgive myself for making a list of too many things I will probably never do. #.: #HelpOthers. Start with Lou! #.: #HelpOthers. Start with Lou! http://t.co/OOEVFllIA9 #.: #HelpOthers. Start with Lou! http://t.co/nBmV3VRFZK #.: Allow all things good to consume me, read more, love deeper, work hard & travel to Iceland (or another remote country). #.: Be more involved within the #comics medium. Community, events, discipline, determination; perhaps a published work(?). #.: Be positive about every situation I step into. #.: Break the mental block that makes me hate writing the number 5 #.: Don't set hefty goals, go to as many @astros games as possible & watch more movies. #.: Find a way to get a ticket to next year's #KennedyCenterHonors. http://t.co/s1IeG8CeAp #.: I resolve to never again consume pizza, nachos and margaritas on the same day. But damn, it was worth it! #.: I will play more #tennis in 2015. _��_ #.: I will save energy and look for renewable sources of energy. �_ҕ�� #.: Keep a blog of all the amazing #tacos I have. #.: Learn to cry like @ADAMDEVINE. http://t.co/9tUk53gNRM #TheMaster ��_��� #.: Lose some damn weight lol #.: Make time devoted to thoughtless distractions and busy work smaller, and make a positive difference in 2015. #.: Make time to connect with #friends OFFLINE - not just on social networking sites. @MangoSalute http://t.co/kuyZ2FUlST #.: Manage my Eagle Express and Dining Dollars better. Dnt want to be out by the first two months of school #OnlyAtSouthern #.: More wine, less beer. More books, less Pinterest. More outdoors, less of my apartment. #keepingitsimple #cantfail #.: To not make a .. That is all. #.: To truly get closer with God #.: Travel more (out of state/country) #.: Turn 18. Am I doing it right? #.: Use my phone less :) This is gonna take loads of will power people #.: Volunteer w/a #SouthAfrica #animalsanctuary & self-publish to beat #ELJames in the game of erotica. What's yours? #.: Wag more, bark less! #.: always be prepared, have patience, and find joy #.: be as awesome a person as my dog already thinks I am. #.: be more consistent with my #Ashtanga practice #.: breathe more deeply; be more present; seize more opportunities; be more playful; be the ball Danny. #startup #.: continue to avoid watching the @BigBang_CBS and anything having to do with @CuocoSweeting #.: don't catch feelings under any circumstance _��� #nope #.: get a buzzfeed to honor my uncle Scott's wishes #.: go to bed every night at a descent hour. CRAP!!! Already broke that #resolution! # #2015 #2am #NYE2015 #NYE #.: have a bikini car wash to pay for new titties like in Bad Teacher. #.: keep at least one promise I make to myself. Off to a bad start, as I promised me I wouldn't make a resolution in 2015. #.: make it to @ThePinkPistolOK and treat myself to a root beer float. #.: more cowbell #.: move to Colombia #.: order more pizza to my bed #.: punch anybody in the temple who says Bae. #.: solidify my morning and evening routines. Thanks @joelgascoigne! This helped. http://t.co/EDGHfnkzKB via @TIMEBusiness #.: stop being so damn crazy #.: stop trying. --->> http://t.co/LMb41Lx7LK #.: surround myself with genuine and kind people who love me back. #.: take concrete steps to improve your life. If you fail, jump into a river while wearing those concrete shoes. #.: the next time a guy says "you deserve better than me" I'm gonna believe him, cause he's probably right. #.: to never limit the boundaries of any genuine love I'm capable of bestowing on the earth & mankind. #.: to stop buying iPhone chargers at Walgreens and 7/11 #.: travel more. Not from couch to fridge... something just a bit more exciting. #.: tweet more about the @Indians because I know all of my Chicago and MPLS-based followers crave it. You're welcome guys #.: use @SoundHound more #.; In 2015, I Resolve To Stop Giving Out Fake Phone Numbers. #.; In 2015, I Resolve To Stop Hate-Following People On Twitter, Facebook, & Instagram. #.? ...happiness. Happiness and immortality. #.? Make more shit. Use Twitter less. Code more. #.? Yeah, the same one from last year. But im going to try and actually do it this year. #FatManProblems #. is to begin #ballet and do the #splits #.: I am no longer going to yell at the kids on my lawn, and will just let the landmines do their thing. #. No selfies, no business, no worthy opponents. #milliondollarbaby Trans-X - Living On... http://t.co/WaXhmnd9M4 #. Resolved, Never to give over, nor in the least to slacken, my fight with my corruptions, however unsuccessful I may be #. 1. Catching up on sleep 2. Read more books 3. # Eve #meditation @LAShambhala http://t.co/i70bIthdKI